6/17/09

Bachelor Confessions 1 - Just a quickie!

My girlfriend and I were hanging out in my friend's house while some people are over. We are all just chilling in his room chatting it up while he fiddles with his guitar playing some classics. Some time passes and my guitar-playing friend goes to get up outta the room as well as the other people in the room - and proceeds to lock the door - leaving my girlfriend and I in the room basically alone. He jokes that her and I should sneak in a quickie (christen his couch) while he was gone.

I thought for a moment and considered the opportunity, but didn't want to lead him on that we actually might do it. At first, I pretended to make moaning sounds (making them think we were going at it). After a moment of this, I say to her "you know, since they basically think we are having sex in here (but they may not be sure) we should actually try to fit in a quickie. So we go at it right on his couch. Since she was on the pill, there wasn't need to wrap it up, so clean up was a snap.

He tries to come in just as we are finishing up and I proceed to say "WAIT A MINUTE!" while holding the door. I hear him chuckling and chatting behind the door and basically tell him that we were just faking it.

After a week or two - I told him that we had indeed broken in his couch. I even pointed at the end seat where it happened. After hearing this, he seems shocked but is laughing about it while shaking his head, almost in disbelief. He ended up getting rid of the couch, cause I kept reminding him about where it happened with a big old grin.

6/14/09

Videos - Talkin' bout the bad girls



The great thing about video covers is that you know exactly what you are gonna get (as far as hotness and body are concerned). I look at the second cover and say "yeah, that's a nice white booty". Definitely hot.

If anybody knows the names of the stars on the front cover, that would be awesome. The only thing I have to go on is the "ALL STAR OF NAUGHTY WOMEN" that is in the description.